Friday, February 4, 2011

Study reveals that majority of students on Bacchus are intoxicated

In an astonishing and quite disturbing study performed by the University Psychology Department, it appears that the overwhelming majority of students riding on Bacchus are heavily intoxicated.  “Our findings reveal that for years, students have been using Bacchus as a means of drunken transportation,” said Sandi Welch, a Psychology Professor. 

When The Freshman asked a Bacchus rider for his opinion on the matter, he said, “Take me to the PUB!”

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